The Somewhat True Tale of Robin Hood
By Mary Lynn Dobson
It sure is hard to be humble when you’re a swashbuckling, egocentric super-hero. But our gallant guy-in-green tries his best as he swaggers through The Somewhat True Tale of Robin Hood, a frantically funny, Monty Pythonesque retelling of the classic. This time around, the legendary legend, in his never-ending quest to aid the needy, encounters a lovely damsel-in-distress (oddly obsessed with skin conditions); an ever-scheming sheriff who would rather bowl a strike than hit a bull’s-eye; a gold-hoarding, bad-guy monarch wannabe; and a good-natured “Town’s Guy” who manages to make his way into every scene, whether he belongs there or not. Combine them with an expandable band of spoon-wielding Merry Men whose collective IQs equal six, and you’ve got an irreverent jaunt through Sherwood Forest you won’t soon forget!
Tickets
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Available at the door
on day of show
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Adults - $7
Students - $5
Families - $20
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Showtimes
Saturday, March 7
7:30pm
Benton Central Auditorium​
Friday, March 6
7:30pm
Benton Central Auditorium
Sunday, March 8
2:30pm
​Benton Central Auditorium
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Box Tops
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